Tarisio's New Identification Beta Program: Does it replace Jacob Saunders?

[l33tplaya]

Was anyone else invited to try this Beta? I can't imagine the program is as accurate as, say, the pre-eminent Mr. Saunders... Some time ago, Tarisio announced plans to farm their own sheep to make gut strings, and we know how that turned out. So I w

ould be interested in hearing about others' experiences with this new tool. :-D (I don't have any unidentified violins at the moment.) 

OK, maybe I am a little jealous that Philip KT offered to go to Austria and meet with Jacob to study, before I thought to publicly disclose my secret plan...

[Shelbow]

Well it is April 1st!

[Dwight Brown]

COEFFICIENT OF ITALIANITY
 

:-)

 

DLB

[GeorgeH]

It won't replace Jacob unless it can reply with endearingly crotchety comments. 

[jacobsaunders]

I wasn’t aware that I was up for replacement, Mr. Burgess would miss me (perhaps)

[Brad Dorsey]

I think there are a lot of us who would miss you.

[dand]

Without a doubt.....perhaps 

[David Burgess]

3 hours ago, jacobsaunders said:

I wasn’t aware that I was up for replacement, Mr. Burgess would miss me (perhaps)

Bah! Humbug!

(Actually, I would miss Jacob and his salty comments, but don't tell anyone, OK?)

[Violadamore]

3 hours ago, jacobsaunders said:

I wasn’t aware that I was up for replacement, Mr. Burgess would miss me (perhaps)

Me too!  [Pun intended. ]  Please continue to hang around. 

[Violadamore]

5 hours ago, l33tplaya said:

Was anyone else invited to try this Beta?

Yup.  It's an April Fools prank worth looking at. 

https://tarisio.com/cozio-archive/cozio-carteggio/parts-detection-and-attribution-prediction-beta/

https://tarisio.com/cozio-archive/cozio-carteggio/artificial-intelligence-part-one/

[CaseyLouque]

 

3 hours ago, David Burgess said:

Bah! Humbug!

(Actually, I would miss Jacob and his salty comments, but don't tell anyone, OK?)

I think sometimes I come here just to read Jacob and Burgess comments.

See a comment pop a bag of popcorn in the microwave and away we go.

 

And stare at Rue's picture to figure out why i thought that porcupine was a bird...

 

Also I've learned that i basically know absolutely nothing about violins yet give me another 10 years or so.. i mostly stay quite and read laugh and learn.

[PhilipKT]

12 hours ago, jacobsaunders said:

I wasn’t aware that I was up for replacement, Mr. Burgess would miss me (perhaps)

When you go may I have your dustbin and contents?

[PhilipKT]

5 hours ago, CaseyLouque said:

 

And stare at Rue's picture to figure out why i thought that porcupine was a bird.

Porcupines ARE birds.

And so tasty, too...just like candy!

[CaseyLouque]

1 hour ago, PhilipKT said:

Porcupines ARE birds.

And so tasty, too...just like candy!

I have seen the light Philip. Idea Porcupine Gumbo.

Not sure if it will be as good as the BBQ racoon I had lately or BBQ frog legs but hey ill try it  

[Rue]

[PhilipKT]

11 hours ago, CaseyLouque said:

I have seen the light Philip. Idea Porcupine Gumbo.

Not sure if it will be as good as the BBQ racoon I had lately or BBQ frog legs but hey ill try it  

It will never beat The state food of Texas, which is armadillo on the half shell!

[jacobsaunders]

20 minutes ago, PhilipKT said:

It will never beat The state food of Texas, which is armadillo on the half shell!

To think that Americans get shirty when the Chinese eat bats

[PhilipKT]

9 minutes ago, jacobsaunders said:

To think that Americans get shirty when the Chinese eat bats

Humph!

You’ve obviously never tasted armadillo on the half shell… Definitely worth a trip to Texas! Stop by and say hello I will let you root through my dustbin. Plus you can OOOH and AAAHHH at my cello.

[Rue]

57 minutes ago, PhilipKT said:

... Plus you can OOOH and AAAHHH at my cello.

OOOH AAAHHH ...CHOO!!!

Gesundheit! 

...

...

[l33tplaya]

10 hours ago, jacobsaunders said:

To think that Americans get shirty when the Chinese eat bats

You really have to ask some of the Texans and Coloradoans for some Calf Fries or Rocky Mountain Oysters when you visit the states.... lol

[Violadamore]

1 hour ago, l33tplaya said:

You really have to ask some of the Texans and Coloradoans for some Calf Fries or Rocky Mountain Oysters when you visit the states.... lol

  Bravo!!! 

Someone will have to steer him to the right place to find them, of course. 

OTOH, I personally consider BBQ rattlesnake to be one of the great Southwestern delicacies that visitors should try. 

[l33tplaya]

3 hours ago, Violadamore said:

  Bravo!!! 

Someone will have to steer him to the right place to find them, of course. 

OTOH, I personally consider BBQ rattlesnake to be one of the great Southwestern delicacies that visitors should try. 

Ms. Spiv Siren: Pun intended? 

[jacobsaunders]

Don’t tell me how much of your GMO Beer I would need to swill all of that down

[martin swan]

8 hours ago, l33tplaya said:

You really have to ask some of the Texans and Coloradoans for some Calf Fries or Rocky Mountain Oysters when you visit the states.... lol

Or Montana ... I had a memorable day at the Rock Creek Testicle Festival.

[David Burgess]

36 minutes ago, martin swan said:

Or Montana ... I had a memorable day at the Rock Creek Testicle Festival.

What do vegans eat there? Brussels sprouts?