Ebay Jeopardy! (9-30-18)

[Mark Neukirchen]

Alex, I’ll take eBay violins for $400.

 

 

Answer: Who will leave a brand new string if you leave your broken string under your pillow?

Question: https://www.ebay.com/itm/Victoria-the-Violin-Fairy-Rainbow-Magic-Music-Fairies-6/332785485695?ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT&_trksid=p2060353.m1438.l2649

 

Answer: What will you dream if you eat a tuna sandwich right before bed?

Question: https://www.ebay.com/itm/Surrealist-portrait-violin-mermaid-vintage-oil-painting-signed-/253854500588?nordt=true&orig_cvip=true&rt=nc&_trksid=p2047675.m43663.l10137

 

Answer: What is better than being seen on the side of a piece of toast?

Question: https://www.ebay.com/itm/Antique-Violin-Scroll-Head-Rare-Unusual-Carved-Face-Early-Handcrafted-Insturment/112682333265?ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT&_trksid=p2060353.m1438.l2649

 

Answer: What is yet another sighting?

Question: https://www.ebay.com/itm/Old-vintage-carved-head-violin-antique-Magnificent-Italian-made-/123377135647?nordt=true&orig_cvip=true&rt=nc&_trksid=p2047675.m43663.l10137

 

Answer: What is great for erasing that embarrassing missed note?

Question: https://www.ebay.com/itm/UNIQUE-Hand-Crafted-Steampunk-Time-Travel-Radio-built-into-VIOLIN/273483832324?hash=item3face81c04:g:h50AAOSwh81bdegC

 

Answer: What is used to capture the soul of one violin for transplantation into another?

Question: https://www.ebay.com/itm/Two-functions-glass-bongs-Violin-Recycler-with-tyre-perc-14-5mm-female-joint/263885739549?ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT&_trksid=p2060353.m1438.l2649

 

Answer: What is a Mosaic Maestro?

Question: https://www.ebay.com/itm/Violin-Player-Vintage-genuine-oil-painting-on-textured-canvas-24-x20-Signed/253904258026?hash=item3b1ddf83ea:g:Z2cAAOSwIrVbN~R0

 

Answer: Why did Professor Brynner insist that all his violin students take steroids?

Question: https://www.ebay.com/p/Hanon-Power-Workouts-for-Violin-or-Fiddle-Paperback-January-1-2003/1601913237?iid=183286338690

 

Answer: What is a Brynner Roid Rage?

Question: https://www.ebay.com/itm/Once-More-With-Feeling-60-YUL-BRYNNER-SMASHING-A-VIOLIN-MAXWELL-SHAW/392127669797?hash=item5b4ca16625:g:YFoAAOSw93ZaoQiQ

 

Answer: Who is Santa Svengali?

Question: https://www.ebay.com/itm/Santa-Claus-wearing-blue-coat-hat-staff-violin-doll-Heureux-Noel-tinted-RPPC/132786916422?hash=item1eeab78c46%3Ag%3AXzkAAOSww3tbokWH&LH_BIN=1

 

Answer: How did Mrs. Stradivari pass the hours while Antonio toiled in his shop?

Question: https://www.ebay.com/itm/VINTAGE-DESIGNER-NEEDLEPOINT-KIT-VIOLIN-22-X-28-STARTED-MISSING-YARNS-INSTRU/232916291691?epid=913978226&hash=item363ae4906b:g:~sUAAOSw9OFZJzsr:sc:USPSPriority!55122!US!-1

 

Answer: What took 1st place in the Transylvania violin making competition?

Question: https://www.ebay.com/itm/Violin-Antique-dated-1810-full-size-wall-hanger-or-play-American-4-4-fiddle-old-/142908117174?nordt=true&orig_cvip=true&rt=nc&_trksid=p2047675.m43663.l10137

 

Answer: What was the location of the 1996 Yellow Springs Mouse & Garden Exposition?

Question: https://www.ebay.com/itm/132797815485?ViewItem=&item=132797815485

 

Answer: Why should you never let Uri Geller hold your violin?

Question: https://www.ebay.com/itm/Antique-Meerschaum-Smoking-Pipe-Charoot-Hand-Clutching-Violin-Real-Amber-in-Case/263550982131?ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT&_trksid=p2060353.m1438.l2649

 

Answer: What may be much better suited for clearing the snow around Barbie’s Fun House?

Question: https://www.ebay.com/itm/Violin-production-tools-full-specification-12-sets-of-violin-making-arc-shovel-/153188148054?hash=item23aab9a356%3Ag%3AGeUAAOSwRmpafp6g&nma=true&si=E2HxmQwdLWJs14vu%252FDyKngtRzHI%253D&orig_cvip=true&nordt=true&rt=nc&_trksid=p2047675.l2557

 

Answer: Who coined the philosophical phrase, if a tree falls in the forest and there’s no one there to hear it, does it still make a sound?

Question: https://www.ebay.com/itm/1970-Press-Photo-Detroit-Michigan-Ben-Harrison-Deaf-Violin-Maker/372443110249?hash=item56b756db69%3Ag%3A1UQAAOSw6-tbpAJg&LH_BIN=1

 

Answer: What was made during Eugen’s effeminate period?

Question: https://www.ebay.com/itm/Rare-Antique-Violin-Eugenie-Meinel-Read-Info-amp-View-Photos-Before-Buying-/202443715647?_trkparms=aid%3D888007%26algo%3DDISC.MBE%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D52885%26meid%3Df7272651881c4773b7b85fa89ce37649%26pid%3D100009%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D1%26sd%3D183445194175%26itm%3D202443715647&_trksid=p2047675.l2557&nma=true&si=E2HxmQwdLWJs14vu%252FDyKngtRzHI%253D&orig_cvip=true&nordt=true&rt=nc

 

Answer: Who is Maestro Me and  Mini Me?

Question: https://www.ebay.com/itm/Two-Young-Man-Portrait-with-Music-Violin-Vintage-1930s-Orig-Photo-40628/382577763589?hash=item5913696505:g:FEYAAOSwBCFalHIC

 

Answer: Who had his head surgically repositioned over his right shoulder to better facilitate playing his oversize viola?

Question: https://www.ebay.com/itm/Man-Playing-Violin-Oil-Painting-By-Matz-/263937001602?nordt=true&orig_cvip=true&rt=nc&_trksid=p2047675.m43663.l10137

 

Answer: What resulted in third degree burns to Santa’s privates?

Question: https://www.ebay.com/itm/Victorian-Christmas-Postcard-St-Nicholas-Santa-Plays-the-Violin-for-Children/142929512459?hash=item214743480b:g:5FYAAOSwCLNbN5lL

 

Answer: What is a valid reason to issue an Amber Alert?

Question: https://www.ebay.com/itm/huge-Oil-painting-Family-Concert-father-playing-violin-children-playing-canvas/372453317604?hash=item56b7f29be4%3Ag%3ATzUAAOSwbZBbsCOc&LH_BIN=1

 

Answer: Who ran Guy Lombardo right out of town?

Question: https://www.ebay.com/itm/LATVIA-HAPPY-NEW-YEAR-BOYS-plays-BANJO-Violin-Saxophone-VINTAGE-PC-USED-515-/263948512147?nordt=true&orig_cvip=true&rt=nc&_trksid=p2047675.m43663.l10137

 

Answer: What lost its head during a drug induced mania?

Question: https://www.ebay.com/itm/Konstantin-Bokov-Mandolin/191668993547?ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT&_trksid=p2060353.m1438.l2649

 

Answer: What is the property of Maestro Spongebob Squarepants?

Question: https://www.ebay.com/itm/RARE-UNUSUAL-HEAD-VIOLIN-FIDDLE-HANDMADE-BOX-STYLE-ONE-OF-A-KIND-LOOK/253905165827?hash=item3b1ded5e03:g:~NUAAOSwZola5zUc

 

Answer: Who stole from the rich and gave to the poor, accept for the Strads, which he kept for himself?

Question: https://www.ebay.com/itm/Oil-Painting-Portrait-Man-Playing-Violin-Wall-Art-Decor-Handpainted-on-Canvas-/153149164732?nordt=true&orig_cvip=true&rt=nc&_trksid=p2047675.m43663.l10137

 

Answer: What is a minor chinrest repair in between songs?

Question: https://www.ebay.com/itm/Mr-Pat-Morrisey-with-the-steel-violin-Vintage-photo/142933417989?ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT&_trksid=p2060353.m1438.l2649

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[Mark Neukirchen]

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