Sign in to follow this  
Mark Neukirchen

Ebay Jeopardy!

Recommended Posts

Alex, I’ll take eBay violins for $400.

 

Answer: http://www.ebay.com/itm/Vintage-Framed-Clown-Print-Signed-Henri-11-x-11-Playing-Violin-/401252969825?

Question: What do you get when you cross a ballet dancer, a violinist, a clown and a nightmare?

 

Answer: http://www.ebay.com/itm/Violin-Violinists-Handmade-Creations-Orchestra-Unique-Stuffed-Plush-RARE-HTF-/162315560427?

Question: What are the risks of utilizing low density spruce?

 

Answer: http://www.ebay.com/itm/370120681047?_trksid=p2060353.m1438.l2649&ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT

Question: Who is Maestro Herman Munster?

 

Answer: http://www.ebay.com/itm/vintage-mosaic-violin-with-or-without-bow-/232187181241?

Question: What may have a slight negative effect on tone?

 

Answer: http://www.ebay.com/itm/Violin-/291976657669?

Question: What constitutes postal fraud?

 

Answer: http://www.ebay.com/itm/391650318287?_trksid=p2060353.m1438.l2649&ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT

Question: What is Saul Hudson’s first musical interest?

 

Answer: http://www.ebay.com/itm/Antique-Victorian-Cabinet-Card-Photograph-Beautiful-Girl-with-VIOLIN-Clinton-MO-/132046437600?

Question: What happens when you snort your rosin dust?

Answer: http://www.ebay.com/itm/1941-Press-Photo-Jan-Savitt-new-dad-plays-violin-for-baby-Devi-Marilyn-/391650138719?

Question: Who is the only one that will listen?

 

Answer: http://www.ebay.com/itm/Old-Italian-violin-by-Aristide-Benigni-Ascoli-Piceno-1956-/361873861451?

Question: Who's legacy was severely blemished by choosing to copy early American amateurs?

 

Answer: http://www.ebay.com/itm/232199213432?_trksid=p2060353.m1438.l2649&ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT

Question: What was made by the invisible man?

 

Answer: http://www.ebay.com/itm/322357086917?_trksid=p2060353.m1438.l2649&ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT

Question: What happens if you don’t have your violin vaccinated?

 

Answer: http://www.ebay.com/itm/371830616869?_trksid=p2060353.m1438.l2649&ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT

Question: Who is Maestro Lyin’ Ted?

 

Answer: http://www.ebay.com/itm/112237596134?_trksid=p2060353.m1438.l2649&ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT

Question: What is a major understatement?

 

Answer: http://www.ebay.com/itm/221838099809?_trksid=p2060353.m1438.l2649&ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT

Question: What will a mute cost when hyperinflation hits?

 

Answer: http://www.ebay.com/itm/262779414787?_trksid=p2060353.m1438.l2649&ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT

Question: Why did Gomez buy Morticia a pair of earplugs?

 

Answer: http://www.ebay.com/itm/162329585216?_trksid=p2060353.m1438.l2649&ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT

Question: What teaches you how to get lucky with a fiddle?

 

Answer: http://www.ebay.com/itm/291984067370?_trksid=p2060353.m1438.l2649&ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT

Question: Who is Ernst’s illegitimate brother?

 

Answer: http://www.ebay.com/itm/172386223349?_trksid=p2060353.m1438.l2649&ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT

Question: Why did grandpa take up paint-by-numbers?

 

Answer: http://www.ebay.com/itm/192071776901?_trksid=p2060353.m1438.l2649&ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT

Question: How did Wolfgang satisfy his sweet tooth?

 

Answer: http://www.ebay.com/itm/Antique-Old-Czech-Violin-Stradivarius-Copy-Bow-Great-Patina-Refurb-or-Wall-Hang-/222370986604?

Question: Why should you never let someone with hot hands hold your Sartory?

 

Answer: http://www.ebay.com/itm/152380047264?_trksid=p2060353.m1438.l2649&ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT

Question: Did anyone get the license number of that fiddle?

 

Answer: http://www.ebay.com/itm/5-4-Handmade-Violin-/291973657501?_trksid=p2047675.l2557&ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT&nma=true&si=N3PSQCR5h8ejz3v8GP3DOtte2PM%3D&orig_cvip=true&rt=nc

Question: What do you get when you multiply a violin times 1.25?

 

Answer: http://www.ebay.com/itm/122301100325?_trksid=p2060353.m1438.l2649&ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT

Question: Why should inspiring makers respect tradition?

 

Answer: http://www.ebay.com/itm/142207507850?_trksid=p2060353.m1438.l2661&ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT

Question: Why do you keep your dog in the garage at night?

 

Answer: http://www.ebay.com/itm/Doisneau-Pause-by-Maurice-Baquet-1958-Cellist-French-Actor-Photo-Poster-Print-/151051643643?hash=item232b612afb:g:RjUAAMXQWlFRoK6q

Question: What happens when manic meets allegro?

 

Answer: (Warning: contains nudity) http://www.ebay.com/itm/Vintage-1940-49-Racy-Blonde-Stockings-Violin-Original-Risque-Pinup-Nude-Photo-/222369658207?hash=item33c643b55f:g:WCgAAOSwUKxYb-vV

Question: Who lacked technical expertise but still made first chair?

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

So much fun! :)

I love the bulldog playing the cello. :wub:

I do not understand the cardboard violin. :blink:

The 5/4 violin scares me as much as the clown playing the violin. *shudder* :unsure:

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
On 1/8/2017 at 7:08 PM, Mark Neukirchen said:

Alex, I’ll take eBay violins for $400.

 

Brilliant. Absolutely brilliant. Hat's off, gentlemen, a genius!

 

23 hours ago, Rue said:

I do not understand the cardboard violin. :blink:

It's made from USPS Priority Mail boxes. :P

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

After reading their ad copy, one wonders if the individual offering the $15K oversize violin had anything to do with the "HOLLYWEED" prank over the holidays? :lol:

Flipping brilliant as always, Mark!  Thanks. :)

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
15 hours ago, Andrew McInnes said:

...It's made from USPS Priority Mail boxes. :P

Yes...but why would anyone buy it, and put it in their office?  We made cardboard sculptures in Introductory Sculpture class as assignments that were better than that...and they were of no value (except as a learning tool)...

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
6 minutes ago, Rue said:

Yes...but why would anyone buy it, and put it in their office?  We made cardboard sculptures in Introductory Sculpture class as assignments that were better than that...and they were of no value (except as a learning tool)...

And that, my friend, is the central problem to modern 'art': Who is gonna buy that crap? :P

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Thanks for the thanks.

 

I was going to have this one on the end but it seemed a bit too somber.

 

Answer: http://www.ebay.com/itm/Vintage-photo-of-A-homeless-man-playing-a-violin-IMS-IMS-/391661453783?nma=true&si=N3PSQCR5h8ejz3v8GP3DOtte2PM%3D&orig_cvip=true&rt=nc&_trksid=p2047675.l2557

Question: What puts all of our problems into proper perspective?

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
On 1/8/2017 at 7:08 PM, Mark Neukirchen said:

Alex, I’ll take eBay violins for $400.

 

Answer: (Warning: contains nudity) http://www.ebay.com/itm/Vintage-1940-49-Racy-Blonde-Stockings-Violin-Original-Risque-Pinup-Nude-Photo-/222369658207?hash=item33c643b55f:g:WCgAAOSwUKxYb-vV

Question: Who lacked technical expertise but still made first chair?

NSFW nudity.

Answer: http://www.ebay.com/itm/Nude-blonde-woman-holding-a-violin-vintage-art-photo-by-Harry-Amdur-/272517049933?hash=item3f73482e4d:g:ZVUAAOSw44BYdNcn

Question: Second violinists try harder.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

Loading...
Sign in to follow this  

  • Recently Browsing   0 members

    No registered users viewing this page.