Advocatus Diaboli Posted September 9, 2015 Report Share Posted September 9, 2015 Since there seem to be about a million threads about the Cremonese 'Secret', how about a different take? Might be able to give all the debating the old flick, eh? So why don't you wankers summarize your 'secret'(s) in Haiku(s)?! I think it'll be bloody brilliant! All ratbagging must also be of the same type. Ok, go! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Advocatus Diaboli Posted September 9, 2015 Author Report Share Posted September 9, 2015 I guess I'd probably start it off.... It’s all in the ground.Wait, I’m not quite sure anymore…It must be Mars mud! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfjk Posted September 9, 2015 Report Share Posted September 9, 2015 Devils advocate scraping the barell! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torbjörn Zethelius Posted September 9, 2015 Report Share Posted September 9, 2015 Undo your learning The Secret fills the void Why, do you look the other way? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Noon Posted September 9, 2015 Report Share Posted September 9, 2015 Secret? I don't know Many others say they do I just find what's not or The concept is valid The test is quite logical What the hell happened? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Will L Posted September 9, 2015 Report Share Posted September 9, 2015 Francesco laughs, says: "Father is in the corner, Doing what he does." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jim mcavoy Posted September 9, 2015 Report Share Posted September 9, 2015 (edited) to see An Da Shealladh all is light Edited September 9, 2015 by seammc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeC Posted September 9, 2015 Report Share Posted September 9, 2015 dimly visible it seems as if it were there is that a haiku? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dwight Brown Posted September 9, 2015 Report Share Posted September 9, 2015 Trees giving us music Master explaining again Lifetime of passion dlb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dwight Brown Posted September 9, 2015 Report Share Posted September 9, 2015 Plane sings on white spruce Flaming wood for back and sides Night black ebony DLB (enjoying this waaaay too much) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Noon Posted September 9, 2015 Report Share Posted September 9, 2015 I know the secret The same as Kung Fu Panda There is no secret Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rue Posted September 9, 2015 Report Share Posted September 9, 2015 I impose my will Hands caress shape colour play I sing forever Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Violadamore Posted September 9, 2015 Report Share Posted September 9, 2015 Blind to all signposts, With maps that are corrupted The road never ends. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeC Posted September 9, 2015 Report Share Posted September 9, 2015 It was lost back then seek long and you will find it it is lost no more Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Will L Posted September 10, 2015 Report Share Posted September 10, 2015 The secret requires More than seven syllables On the second line. So we go, without Hope to find what the old boys Knew, when they did know. It seems that haiku Is not the ideal mode of Transferring secrets. But if you must be Inspired by snow covered pines Haiku is magic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jezzupe Posted September 10, 2015 Report Share Posted September 10, 2015 the bottle is empty who ate all the beernuts you're going to have to pay for that and you broke the verse rules Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stephen Faulk Posted September 10, 2015 Report Share Posted September 10, 2015 , Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Violadamore Posted September 10, 2015 Report Share Posted September 10, 2015 Haiku- high schmoo, a real Cremona secret would hidden in Petrarchan Sonnet, stick that in your bonnet, Avocado Devil. I disagree. A Catullan epigram (most likely an invective) seems to me more probable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Noon Posted September 10, 2015 Report Share Posted September 10, 2015 So we go, without Hope to find what the old boys Knew, when they did know. Yet we search and hope To find what the old boys knew If they ever did Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
romberg flat Posted September 10, 2015 Report Share Posted September 10, 2015 Two slices of bread in hot oven Wait Scrape to desired brownness Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
romberg flat Posted September 10, 2015 Report Share Posted September 10, 2015 Haiku- high schmoo, a real Cremona secret would hidden in Petrarchan Sonnet, stick that in your bonnet, Avocado Devil. Oh, right now I saw that Petrarchan sonnet is needed. Could a Shakespearian pass? To make this liquid is simple; nothing but a trick There are some basic stuffs you will need The results, I trust, you will find quite chic But listen to what I say and please take heed Begin with good ground, fresh fat free cheese will do Add slaked lime, quark and linsed oil - puree well To this add varnish layers, to thicken like a roux Colophony, lime past and turpentine - taste and smell And when your varnish is nearly done There are some final garnish to add Chilli paprika and rabbit urine - use a ton! Now you've made your soup, and aren't you glad? A homemade recipe is one's of life's true pleasures Nothing less than a bowl of pure liquid treasures Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Violadamore Posted September 10, 2015 Report Share Posted September 10, 2015 ............Add ..... quark ............... Highly flavored and even strange, one suspects, but not free, unfortunately. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rue Posted September 10, 2015 Report Share Posted September 10, 2015 Pure substinence white Warm sour curdle thick nourish Kasekuchen gut ...this is the quark haiku thread...right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeC Posted September 10, 2015 Report Share Posted September 10, 2015 having a secret an interminable itch never scratching it These should be done in iambic pentameter Bon nuit, dormir The one who sleeps will know it I will not tell it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quentin Clark Jr Posted September 10, 2015 Report Share Posted September 10, 2015 secrets elusive sound, makers strive to copy all they see, not hear Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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