Rue Posted January 30, 2015 Report Posted January 30, 2015 ...ah! That brought back fond memories. My favourite cooking show...
David Beard Posted January 30, 2015 Report Posted January 30, 2015 This bit of funning probably belongs in Fingerboard instead, but... Auerg, I Dont wanna.
Addie Posted January 31, 2015 Report Posted January 31, 2015 This bit of funning probably belongs in Fingerboard instead, but... Auerg, I Dont wanna. Elman! That's what's playin' on the radio in my Kreisler right now! It's the Zimbalist song I know.Addie, cruisin' down Vecsey Street.
Addie Posted January 31, 2015 Report Posted January 31, 2015 Ysaÿe, isn't this fun? I dare anyone to make a pun on Wieniawski.
David Beard Posted January 31, 2015 Report Posted January 31, 2015 Scaling the heights is good exercise, but Wieniawski, it hurts?
Violadamore Posted January 31, 2015 Report Posted January 31, 2015 Ysaÿe, isn't this fun? I dare anyone to make a pun on Wieniawski. Wieniawski, I snowshoe.
Addie Posted January 31, 2015 Report Posted January 31, 2015 Wieniawski, I snowshoe. Ooh! Extra points Spohr that one. I wonder if there are any more punsters Hayden on Maestronet...
Stephen Faulk Posted January 31, 2015 Report Posted January 31, 2015 Are you guys all drunk? This is nothing but silly Bartok.
Addie Posted January 31, 2015 Report Posted January 31, 2015 Are you guys all drunk? This is nothing but silly Bartok.Drunk? How dare you? All I've had is a Carafa coffee. That's it, I'm striking your name off my A Liszt. As far as alcohol goes, I've been an on-the-Wagner for years.
not telling Posted January 31, 2015 Report Posted January 31, 2015 I'll be Franck: no one who puns that badly when sober could possibly Handel liquor well. I would have played earlier but...well...once I start there's no going Bach, and unlike the rest of you who keep bumping this interminable thread I don't want to des Prez all of you with my horde of Graun-ers.
Violadamore Posted January 31, 2015 Report Posted January 31, 2015 Are you guys all drunk? This is nothing but silly Bartok. To try and slow down our most blatant aggressor, I've been hard at work on a punning suppressor. It's cunningly inset with ivory you see, And carved from a piece of a triffula tree, Shaped quite like a shot-glass. You treat it with borax, Varnish with storax, and ram the darned thing up the rump of a ................................... ....Oh, hi, Stephen. Cute avatar! Anyone still certain about the original premise of the thread? [seusses away over the snow playing the filksong, "Banned From Argo]
Addie Posted January 31, 2015 Report Posted January 31, 2015 Carnival of the Animals XIIIb, The Mute Swan, or Saint-Saëns sans sons.
romberg flat Posted January 31, 2015 Report Posted January 31, 2015 ONO! This goes mENDLESS-ON and begin to be really BOR(od)IN. Hey Russia! Nice is tRAVEL OFTEN-BACK in the U.S.S.R. A lot stuff for punsters.
Stephen Faulk Posted January 31, 2015 Report Posted January 31, 2015 To try and slow down our most blatant aggressor, I've been hard at work on a punning suppressor. It's cunningly inset with ivory you see, And carved from a piece of a triffula tree, Shaped quite like a shot-glass. You treat it with borax, Varnish with storax, and ram the darned thing up the rump of a ................................... ....Oh, hi, Stephen. Cute avatar! Anyone still certain about the original premise of the thread? [seusses away over the snow playing the filksong, "Banned From Argo] Pleyel all you want VioladaLess, you're not putting that punpository up my bum.
Addie Posted January 31, 2015 Report Posted January 31, 2015 I got kicked out of Music Theory and Composition 101 for passing notes... a pickup note... Anna Crusis... sigh...
CarloBartolini Posted February 1, 2015 Report Posted February 1, 2015 Thanks Addie, now I understand why bass players always get the lowest notes...
jezzupe Posted February 1, 2015 Report Posted February 1, 2015 Thanks Addie, now I understand why bass players always get the lowest notes... Well you could be a drummer, then they're invisible, you can't see ghost notes
romberg flat Posted February 1, 2015 Report Posted February 1, 2015 Well you could be a drummer, then they're invisible, you can't see ghost notes Once again, The Muffat Show shows to be the most ap-Porporiate to ex-Prez my notes. Although Animal is a hammerless, voiceless dw-Orf, the beast is to keep him in Cage. (Hope you guys do not mind my Twist English tongue, but I like puns a Lott, and simply can't resist to con-tribute.)
Stephen Faulk Posted February 1, 2015 Report Posted February 1, 2015 I've been licking my wounds and having my chain mail rewelded after V de A broke a whole side of rings with her last lance charge. When my blacksmith is finished I'll be beck!
jezzupe Posted February 1, 2015 Report Posted February 1, 2015 I've been licking my wounds and having my chain mail rewelded after V de A broke a whole side of rings with her last lance charge. When my blacksmith is finished I'll be beck! Make sure you bring your lute!
jezzupe Posted February 1, 2015 Report Posted February 1, 2015 Once again, The Muffat Show shows to be the most ap-Porporiate to ex-Prez my notes. Although Animal is a hammerless, voiceless dw-Orf, the beast is to keep him in Cage. (Hope you guys do not mind my Twist English tongue, but I like puns a Lott, and simply can't resist to con-tribute.) So metal!
Addie Posted February 1, 2015 Report Posted February 1, 2015 I've been licking my wounds and having my chain mail rewelded after V de A broke a whole side of rings with her last lance charge. When my blacksmith is finished I'll be beck! Breaking News: Lorax has Sore Thorax.
Will L Posted February 2, 2015 Report Posted February 2, 2015 I tried to telleman, Simon, "Rattle their cage and there will be no stopping them!" They'll completely un-ravel and come bach, and offenbach again, and I'll defalla to stop them. The urge to pun is a mahler of the soul. You'll have to hear that Heifetz was seen in front of Carnegie Hall but when fans tried to talk to him he got in a kabalevsky. You'll have to hear that two composers sat in a cafe: One say, "coffee" but the other, Eric, Sa "tie." And William Grant still looks like himself even though he went to a quack plastic surgeon Dr. Dominico, nick-named "scaralatti." I trimble at the thought and turn to my wine glass, but one glazanov, I can't handel more. Even now I'ves begun to slur my beach because I can't holst my liquor; when drunk have trouble haydn it.
romberg flat Posted February 2, 2015 Report Posted February 2, 2015 I tried to telleman, Simon, "Rattle their cage and there will be no stopping them!" They'll completely un-ravel and come bach, and offenbach again, and I'll defalla to stop them. The urge to pun is a mahler of the soul. You'll have hear that Heifetz was seen in front of Carnegie Hall but when fans tried to talk to him he got in a kabalevsky. You'll have to hear that two composers sat in a cafe: One say, "coffee" but the other, Eric, Sa "tie." And William Grant still looks like himself even though he went to a quack plastic surgeon Dr. Dominico, nick-named "scaralatti." I trimble at the thought and turn to my wine glass, but one glazanov, I can't handel more. Even now I'ves begun to slur my beach because I can't holst my liquor; when drunk have trouble haydn it. Well. This Punch Satire deserves extra premium; Meyerbeer…
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