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This bit of funning probably belongs in Fingerboard instead, but...

 

Auerg, I Dont wanna.

Elman! That's what's playin' on the radio in my Kreisler right now! It's the Zimbalist song I know.

Addie, cruisin' down Vecsey Street.

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Are you guys all drunk? This is nothing but silly Bartok.

Drunk? How dare you? All I've had is a Carafa coffee. That's it, I'm striking your name off my A Liszt.

As far as alcohol goes, I've been an on-the-Wagner for years.

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I'll be Franck: no one who puns that badly when sober could possibly Handel liquor well. I would have played earlier but...well...once I start there's no going Bach, and unlike the rest of you who keep bumping this interminable thread I don't want to des Prez all of you with my horde of Graun-ers.

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Are you  guys all drunk? This is nothing but silly Bartok.

To try and slow down our most blatant aggressor,

I've been hard at work on a punning suppressor.

It's cunningly inset with ivory you see,

And carved from a piece of a triffula tree,

Shaped quite like a shot-glass.  You treat it with borax,

Varnish with storax, and ram the darned thing up the rump of a ...................................

 

....Oh, hi, Stephen.  Cute avatar!   :)  :lol:

 

Anyone still certain about the original premise of the thread?  [seusses away over the snow playing the filksong, "Banned From Argo]   :ph34r:  ;)

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To try and slow down our most blatant aggressor,

I've been hard at work on a punning suppressor.

It's cunningly inset with ivory you see,

And carved from a piece of a triffula tree,

Shaped quite like a shot-glass.  You treat it with borax,

Varnish with storax, and ram the darned thing up the rump of a ...................................

 

....Oh, hi, Stephen.  Cute avatar!   :)  :lol:

 

Anyone still certain about the original premise of the thread?  [seusses away over the snow playing the filksong, "Banned From Argo]   :ph34r:  ;)

 

Pleyel all you want VioladaLess, you're not putting that punpository up my bum. 

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Thanks Addie, now I understand why bass players always get the lowest notes...

Well you could be a drummer, then they're invisible, you can't see ghost notes

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Well you could be a drummer, then they're invisible, you can't see ghost notes

Once again, The Muffat Show shows to be the most ap-Porporiate to ex-Prez my notes.

Although Animal is a hammerless, voiceless dw-Orf, the beast is to keep him in Cage.

 

(Hope you guys do not mind my Twist English tongue, but I like puns a Lott, and simply can't resist to con-tribute.) :)  

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I've been licking my wounds and having my chain mail rewelded after V de A broke a whole side of rings with her last lance charge. 

 

When my blacksmith is finished I'll be beck! 

Make sure you bring your lute! :lol:

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Once again, The Muffat Show shows to be the most ap-Porporiate to ex-Prez my notes.

Although Animal is a hammerless, voiceless dw-Orf, the beast is to keep him in Cage.

 

(Hope you guys do not mind my Twist English tongue, but I like puns a Lott, and simply can't resist to con-tribute.) :)  

So metal! :lol:

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I've been licking my wounds and having my chain mail rewelded after V de A broke a whole side of rings with her last lance charge. 

 

When my blacksmith is finished I'll be beck!

Breaking News: Lorax has Sore Thorax.
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I tried to telleman, Simon, "Rattle their cage and there will be no stopping them!"  They'll completely un-ravel and come bach, and offenbach again, and I'll defalla to stop them.  The urge to pun is a mahler of the soul.  


 


You'll have to hear that Heifetz was seen in front of Carnegie Hall but when fans tried to talk to him he got in a kabalevsky.  You'll have to hear that two composers sat in a cafe: One say, "coffee" but the other, Eric, Sa "tie."  And William Grant still looks like himself even though he went to a quack plastic surgeon Dr. Dominico, nick-named "scaralatti."


 


I trimble at the thought and turn to my wine glass, but one glazanov, I can't handel more.  Even now I'ves begun to slur my beach because I can't holst my liquor;  when drunk have trouble haydn it.


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I tried to telleman, Simon, "Rattle their cage and there will be no stopping them!"  They'll completely un-ravel and come bach, and offenbach again, and I'll defalla to stop them.  The urge to pun is a mahler of the soul.  

 

You'll have hear that Heifetz was seen in front of Carnegie Hall but when fans tried to talk to him he got in a kabalevsky.  You'll have to hear that two composers sat in a cafe: One say, "coffee" but the other, Eric, Sa "tie."  And William Grant still looks like himself even though he went to a quack plastic surgeon Dr. Dominico, nick-named "scaralatti."

 

I trimble at the thought and turn to my wine glass, but one glazanov, I can't handel more.  Even now I'ves begun to slur my beach because I can't holst my liquor;  when drunk have trouble haydn it.

 

Well. This Punch Satire deserves extra premium; Meyerbeer… :P 

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