romberg flat Posted January 28, 2015 Report Posted January 28, 2015 You might as well bring Kandinsky into the conversation now. Still a lot room for Klee puns is left. Let's wait with Kandinsky for a while...
Rue Posted January 28, 2015 Report Posted January 28, 2015 ...nah...you are just smelling that Paganini violin...
Addie Posted January 28, 2015 Report Posted January 28, 2015 I love the smell of violins in the morning. They smell like [dramatic pause] well, kinda like old musty wood, if you know what I mean. Well, not new violins, but old ones do. I'm sure you've smelt that smell before. You know, you can actually predict when it's going to rain, by the increase in... well, I digress.
Addie Posted January 28, 2015 Report Posted January 28, 2015 Still a lot room for Klee puns is left. Let's wait with Kandinsky for a while... [/size]Naah!How many Can-cans can Kandinsky Can-can, If Kandinsky can Can-Can? Maestro... Hit it!
Addie Posted January 28, 2015 Report Posted January 28, 2015 OK, last one for today: Klee was a great artist, but it would take a pair o' Klees to build the Parthenon.
Stephen Faulk Posted January 28, 2015 Report Posted January 28, 2015 I feel a real mofo of an art rant coming on, but it will have to wait a couple days as I have to act the adult for the next 48 hours.
Stephen Faulk Posted January 28, 2015 Report Posted January 28, 2015 Pair 'O Klees' indeed Addie. Was he an Irish author of books about architecture? Was he the one who's books were edited by Parth 'O Nan?
romberg flat Posted January 28, 2015 Report Posted January 28, 2015 Naah! How many Can-cans can Kandinsky Can-can, If Kandinsky can Can-Can? Maestro... Hit it! TWO-TO-TOULOUSE?
Addie Posted January 28, 2015 Report Posted January 28, 2015 Pair 'O Klees' indeed Addie. Was he an Irish author of books about architecture? Was he the one who's books were edited by Parth 'O Nan?Yeah, they were both friends of James Joist.
MeyerFittings Posted January 28, 2015 Author Report Posted January 28, 2015 Margot! I've Kleeated a Monetster!.
Addie Posted January 28, 2015 Report Posted January 28, 2015 With falling oil prices, I can finally afford to make my Van Gogh. Falling Water would be Wright.
Addie Posted January 28, 2015 Report Posted January 28, 2015 TWO-TO-TOULOUSE?Tutu, Toulouse... It's a dance.Et tu Brute? Yes, I've had lunch, thank you.
romberg flat Posted January 28, 2015 Report Posted January 28, 2015 Tutu, Toulouse... It's a dance. https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=888981371131728
Bob Sp Posted January 28, 2015 Report Posted January 28, 2015 Addie, it is nice to hear you got you van to gau-again!
Addie Posted January 28, 2015 Report Posted January 28, 2015 The Tutu is of course named for the archbishop who invented it. Or not.
romberg flat Posted January 28, 2015 Report Posted January 28, 2015 The Tutu is of course named for the archbishop who invented it. Or not. NO, IT'S; NO, IT'S
Stephen Faulk Posted January 29, 2015 Report Posted January 29, 2015 I hope the low gas prices get you don't so excited you ride the Ring Cycle in your dance tights, or this could get too Teutonic. May I suggest you start a food serving lunch truck for vegans? You could bake vegetables and call yourself Van Beet Oven. One meal could be for dieters called Ber li Oz.
Stephen Faulk Posted January 29, 2015 Report Posted January 29, 2015 Don't webern anything or you'll be out of business. Then you would have to net wild birds to keep food costs down, but you could call the dish gas sparrow da salo and serve it with pasta.
Stephen Faulk Posted January 29, 2015 Report Posted January 29, 2015 You could go on the food circuit and take a tourte of France, and cook some blackened frogs legs, which you could advertise as Ebony Frog. And if too many French began missing their legs you could handel them some walking sticks. Of course you need to be really careful then of a Caine Mutiny. If they col legno, take it in stride, viol-ence never solves anything.
Stephen Faulk Posted January 29, 2015 Report Posted January 29, 2015 Then again you could just sit home, turn on the stereo. Or go to a drag show. There is a famous drag queen specializing in impersonations of composers, it's said she is Offenbach. Or watch tv and see the show "Let's make a Violin Deal" hosted by Monti Verdi.
l33tplaya Posted January 29, 2015 Report Posted January 29, 2015 ADCD Klee? LMNO Klee. OSMRA Klee. EDBD Klee. Is this similar to what you meant? (for our readers across the pond) My two favorites explain how to speak Swedish. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cc3M1nppd3c http://youtu.be/cc3M1nppd3c
romberg flat Posted January 29, 2015 Report Posted January 29, 2015 My two favorites explain how to speak Swedish. Sweetish Chest...
romberg flat Posted January 30, 2015 Report Posted January 30, 2015 I know that can go pretty low. Nobody else isn’t lover? So, it's proved: "Puns are the lowest form of humor".
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