Violadamore Posted July 24, 2015 Report Posted July 24, 2015 [Looks up from flaking small blades out of flint] There's truly a kind of Zen to this. Speaking of which, I have a koan for you folks. What's this, Glasshoppa? [sets her right hand on her knee palm down, holds the fingers flat while raising the heel of her palm slightly at the wrist, makes a very rude noise, and sets the palm heel back down.] That, kiddies, is the sound of one hand crapping.
MeyerFittings Posted July 24, 2015 Author Report Posted July 24, 2015 Got one today via Facebook. Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don't work.
Craig Tucker Posted July 24, 2015 Report Posted July 24, 2015 Geeze! Someone needs to punt these people outta here. Get it?, pun-t... Ok - sorry - I'll go now.
MeyerFittings Posted July 24, 2015 Author Report Posted July 24, 2015 Ok, you axed for it. What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? Aye Matey!
Stephen Faulk Posted July 24, 2015 Report Posted July 24, 2015 I'm not sure I like the tenor of your recent posts. A bit tessitura, and perhaps even off coloratura.
Ben Hebbert Posted July 25, 2015 Report Posted July 25, 2015 Oh good grief! I was sleeping easy in the thought this post was dead and buried. Heaven help Maestronet...
Addie Posted July 25, 2015 Report Posted July 25, 2015 Addie is baaaaack! What? We can't all be rocket scientists. not all of the time, anyway.
Craig Tucker Posted July 25, 2015 Report Posted July 25, 2015 for Addie: 11051772_925503870859447_1989407418833675672_n.jpg That's absolutely hilarious.
Addie Posted July 25, 2015 Report Posted July 25, 2015 for Addie: 11051772_925503870859447_1989407418833675672_n.jpg Ooh! Nice one! More:
Addie Posted July 25, 2015 Report Posted July 25, 2015 Says "Faculty Recital." I could have sworn it was for graduation.
Craig Tucker Posted July 27, 2015 Report Posted July 27, 2015 Addie, I think you are certifiable. I'll second that motion...
Frederick Dale Posted July 27, 2015 Report Posted July 27, 2015 Would the "certificate" come framed????
Ben Hebbert Posted July 27, 2015 Report Posted July 27, 2015 To be honest, I thought this was very funny... if someone ever goes up a ladder and paints a hyphen in the right place, it'll probably have been me.
Violadamore Posted July 27, 2015 Report Posted July 27, 2015 To be honest, I thought this was very funny... if someone ever goes up a ladder and paints a hyphen in the right place, it'll probably have been me. lionel-tertis-blue-plaque.jpeg Quite sharp of you to notice that.
Addie Posted July 27, 2015 Report Posted July 27, 2015 I'll second that motion... I'm being fitted for my straight jacked as we speak. I'm typing with my toes...
Ben Hebbert Posted July 27, 2015 Report Posted July 27, 2015 Quite sharp of you to notice that. It was entirely accidental, I assure you.
Stephen Faulk Posted July 27, 2015 Report Posted July 27, 2015 I would opt for two apostrophe - Lion 'El Tertis'
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