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Couldn't resist sharing this one:. 


Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and, with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath….


This made him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

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There was an artist who built himself a log cabin. Understandably he built his outside toilet a considerable way off to the east. Unfortunately the wind kept changing direction, so he built another way off to the west. His name was 'Two-loos-long-trek'.


There was a board meeting at the Museum of Modern Art. One board member proposed some renovations to the bathrooms of the museum saying he favored having the toilets made of marble. 


Aonther board member stood up and shouted at him: "This is an outrage! Marble toilets? Why we already have several expensive Jasper Johns!" 

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