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If I wasn't married, I would place a personal add here:

Looking for female with strong arms for splitting wood, must be good at gouging, enjoy cooking various resins and oils. Gardening knowledge is a definite asset, specifically in the cultivation of weld, madder and equisetum. I enjoy quiet times in the shop; the ability to speak any language at all isn't required. Highly un-opinionated individuals will have preferred consideration .

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If I wasn't married, I would place a personal add here:

Looking for female with strong arms for splitting wood, must be good at gouging, enjoy cooking various resins and oils. Gardening knowledge is a definite asset, specifically in the cultivation of weld, madder and equisetum. I enjoy quiet times in the shop; the ability to speak any language at all isn't required. Highly un-opinionated individuals will have preferred consideration .

 

Borat's village has plenty of those. Once they're too old to get married, past 12, they're basically just for the asking.

 

 

 

 

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BassClef, the distress you are feeling is perfectly normal as you begin to understand the way you differ from those around you.

However, Martin Swan Violins can only help and encourage you to acknowledge those feelings - if you are suffering from excessive perturbation I recommend seeking the help of a professional therapist.

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Never mind, just read the thread and this must be related to a back and forth Martin and I were having about reaming buttonholes.

Nothing to see here. Carl, I am the CEO of the unofficial Martin Swan fan club so please don't get ahead of yourself my friend. Nothing could be more damaging to my reputation than suggesting I have anything but unbridled admiration for our Scottish comrade.

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