If Tiger Woods was a violin, which maker would he be?

[1alpha]

Off Topic but just a bit of topical fun while the Masters is on.

Any other golfers feel free to add.....

[Bruce Carlson]

Off Topic but just a bit of topical fun while the Masters is on.

Any other golfers feel free to add.....

If Tiger Woods was a violin he would be a David Burgess. He wins everything.

Bruce

[Mauricio]

Yes, Burgess. But for other reasons...

:-P

[Bruce Carlson]

Yes, Burgess. But for other reasons...

:-P

Because he pumps iron?

[Mauricio]

It rhymes with pumps...

Good one, though, Bruce!

[David Burgess]

It rhymes with pumps...

Good one, though, Bruce!

Now Mauricio, we hung out together for a week, and I'll bet you never saw me trying to put the moves on any woman.

But I'll admit that even if I was trying, I'm so unskilled that it might have escaped notice.

On the other hand, Harley riders are known to be trollers and chick magnets. I don't own one, so I wonder who we could be talking about?

[1alpha]

My wife has just said that Tiger Woods is a total Lady Blunt....

[Melvin Goldsmith]

This could get Messie

[Bruce Carlson]

My wife has just said that Tiger Woods is a total Lady Blunt....

No, it was his wife that got teed off.

[David Burgess]

Ah shoot, I wish I'd quoted Bruce's post before he edited it.

I wonder if his name is actually Tiger "Woodie"?

[JimMurphy]

Be careful. Protect yourself. Wrong Betts can turn into Harrison.

Jim

[MeyerFittings]

Ah shoot, I wish I'd quoted Bruce's post before he edited it.

I wonder if his name is actually Tiger "Woodie"?

Stiff shafts on the driver, and a good approach shot.

[mysticpaw]

Isn't there a Danish maker that plays around with various shapes ??

[Don Noon]

Stradivarius. Minus the Stradi.

[troutabout]

In Search of Cremona

[Johnmasters]

He'd go where the money REALLY is . He would sell ........... woods. (Including tiger-stripe maple, of course)

[Atomino]

More than a maker he would be a restorer. Seems he can easily handle 18 holes a day (nothing saying about nights).

[Mauricio]

...we hung out together for a week, and I'll bet you never saw me trying to put the moves on any woman.

True, I have to give you that.

It's just that your old Maestronet avatar with the sheep was more telling than that entire week.

OK, for now I'll change my mind and concur with 1alpha: Tiger Woods is more like the Lady "Tenant" Stradivari.

[Dean_Lapinel]

[fubbi2]

I'm pretty sure he would be a composite.

One of those rare violins that shows up at auction with great fanfare, but begins to generate questions.

It plays great, but the back doesn't match the front.

[jezzupe]

Some ladies call him" the cannone'" ....boom,boom,boom.....wink,wink, nod, nod But some call him "ex Back"....as in, ""please come back, hahahahaa

[Janito]

In this discussion it is important to distingush between 'sexual prowess' and 'groupie idolation'.

There does not appear to be documented scientific evidence favouring one or the other.

And so, 'Maker' attributions should take this into account.

[richardz]

A Straddlingvarious...the "ex Philanderer"

[jezzupe]

A Straddlingvarious...the "ex Philanderer"

I dunno', Maybe "Lady Ley"....zing

[Guest erich_zann]

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