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If Tiger Woods was a violin, which maker would he be?

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Off Topic but just a bit of topical fun while the Masters is on.

Any other golfers feel free to add.....

If Tiger Woods was a violin he would be a David Burgess. He wins everything.

Bruce

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It rhymes with pumps... :)

Good one, though, Bruce!

Now Mauricio, we hung out together for a week, and I'll bet you never saw me trying to put the moves on any woman. :)

But I'll admit that even if I was trying, I'm so unskilled that it might have escaped notice. :)

On the other hand, Harley riders are known to be trollers and chick magnets. B) I don't own one, so I wonder who we could be talking about? B)

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...we hung out together for a week, and I'll bet you never saw me trying to put the moves on any woman. :)

True, I have to give you that. :)B)

It's just that your old Maestronet avatar with the sheep was more telling than that entire week. :)

OK, for now I'll change my mind and concur with 1alpha: Tiger Woods is more like the Lady "Tenant" Stradivari.

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I'm pretty sure he would be a composite.

One of those rare violins that shows up at auction with great fanfare, but begins to generate questions.

It plays great, but the back doesn't match the front.

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Some ladies call him" the cannone'" ....boom,boom,boom.....wink,wink, nod, nod :) But some call him "ex Back"....as in, ""please come back, hahahahaa

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In this discussion it is important to distingush between 'sexual prowess' and 'groupie idolation'.

There does not appear to be documented scientific evidence favouring one or the other.

And so, 'Maker' attributions should take this into account.

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