1alpha Posted April 10, 2010 Report Share Posted April 10, 2010 Off Topic but just a bit of topical fun while the Masters is on. Any other golfers feel free to add..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruce Carlson Posted April 10, 2010 Report Share Posted April 10, 2010 Off Topic but just a bit of topical fun while the Masters is on.Any other golfers feel free to add..... If Tiger Woods was a violin he would be a David Burgess. He wins everything. Bruce Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauricio Posted April 10, 2010 Report Share Posted April 10, 2010 Yes, Burgess. But for other reasons... :-P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruce Carlson Posted April 10, 2010 Report Share Posted April 10, 2010 Yes, Burgess. But for other reasons... :-P Because he pumps iron? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauricio Posted April 10, 2010 Report Share Posted April 10, 2010 It rhymes with pumps... Good one, though, Bruce! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Burgess Posted April 10, 2010 Report Share Posted April 10, 2010 It rhymes with pumps... Good one, though, Bruce! Now Mauricio, we hung out together for a week, and I'll bet you never saw me trying to put the moves on any woman. But I'll admit that even if I was trying, I'm so unskilled that it might have escaped notice. On the other hand, Harley riders are known to be trollers and chick magnets. I don't own one, so I wonder who we could be talking about? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1alpha Posted April 10, 2010 Author Report Share Posted April 10, 2010 My wife has just said that Tiger Woods is a total Lady Blunt.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melvin Goldsmith Posted April 10, 2010 Report Share Posted April 10, 2010 This could get Messie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruce Carlson Posted April 10, 2010 Report Share Posted April 10, 2010 My wife has just said that Tiger Woods is a total Lady Blunt.... No, it was his wife that got teed off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Burgess Posted April 10, 2010 Report Share Posted April 10, 2010 Ah shoot, I wish I'd quoted Bruce's post before he edited it. I wonder if his name is actually Tiger "Woodie"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JimMurphy Posted April 10, 2010 Report Share Posted April 10, 2010 Be careful. Protect yourself. Wrong Betts can turn into Harrison. Jim Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MeyerFittings Posted April 10, 2010 Report Share Posted April 10, 2010 Ah shoot, I wish I'd quoted Bruce's post before he edited it. I wonder if his name is actually Tiger "Woodie"? Stiff shafts on the driver, and a good approach shot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mysticpaw Posted April 10, 2010 Report Share Posted April 10, 2010 Isn't there a Danish maker that plays around with various shapes ?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Noon Posted April 11, 2010 Report Share Posted April 11, 2010 Stradivarius. Minus the Stradi. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troutabout Posted April 11, 2010 Report Share Posted April 11, 2010 In Search of Cremona Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnmasters Posted April 11, 2010 Report Share Posted April 11, 2010 He'd go where the money REALLY is . He would sell ........... woods. (Including tiger-stripe maple, of course) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atomino Posted April 11, 2010 Report Share Posted April 11, 2010 More than a maker he would be a restorer. Seems he can easily handle 18 holes a day (nothing saying about nights). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauricio Posted April 11, 2010 Report Share Posted April 11, 2010 ...we hung out together for a week, and I'll bet you never saw me trying to put the moves on any woman. True, I have to give you that. It's just that your old Maestronet avatar with the sheep was more telling than that entire week. OK, for now I'll change my mind and concur with 1alpha: Tiger Woods is more like the Lady "Tenant" Stradivari. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dean_Lapinel Posted April 11, 2010 Report Share Posted April 11, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fubbi2 Posted April 11, 2010 Report Share Posted April 11, 2010 I'm pretty sure he would be a composite. One of those rare violins that shows up at auction with great fanfare, but begins to generate questions. It plays great, but the back doesn't match the front. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jezzupe Posted April 11, 2010 Report Share Posted April 11, 2010 Some ladies call him" the cannone'" ....boom,boom,boom.....wink,wink, nod, nod But some call him "ex Back"....as in, ""please come back, hahahahaa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Janito Posted April 11, 2010 Report Share Posted April 11, 2010 In this discussion it is important to distingush between 'sexual prowess' and 'groupie idolation'. There does not appear to be documented scientific evidence favouring one or the other. And so, 'Maker' attributions should take this into account. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richardz Posted April 11, 2010 Report Share Posted April 11, 2010 A Straddlingvarious...the "ex Philanderer" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jezzupe Posted April 11, 2010 Report Share Posted April 11, 2010 A Straddlingvarious...the "ex Philanderer" I dunno', Maybe "Lady Ley"....zing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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