Emotions are running high on Maestronet because.....

[Bill Yacey]

quote:

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Originally posted by:

Darren Molnar

Speaking of coffees, do any other canuk violin makers share my

addiction to tim hortons? At some stages of the building process, I

swear you can see a correlation between my progress and the count

of tims cups!

hey, maybe i could get a sweet commercial deal out of it!

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I find Tim Horton's a little on the bitter side. It probably would make a nice pre-stain on a violin though!

[PeterG]

Here in Fredericton there is a Tim's on every other corner but I find it a bit strong. Not the stuff to drink just before that big purfling job.

[Lyndon Taylor]

Emotions on Maestronet are running high, because Lyndon Taylor is an impostor, his real name is Johann Weisshaar Kob, now Kob Hendrickson, My real father's name is Christian Martin Weisshaar Kob a refugee from the Holoocaust and presumably Hans Weisshaar's brother or half brother. My real mother is a full blooded Cherokee-Apache indian. Im one half Jewish and a bonafide member of the violin "mafia".

My family buisness is now run by Georg Itinger and Margeret Shipman,who(along with Robert Cauer, a close friend) have the largest or second largest violin buisness in Los Angeles (WEISSHAAR VIOLINS INC. Hollywood, California). My cousin or half cousin Michael Weisshaar and his wife Rena Weishaar, run the largest shop in Costa Mesa, Orange County, south Of LA, (Where Disneyland is), you can see their web sites by going to www.violinist.com; category VIOLIN SHOPS USA Califonia and look for the two Weisshaar shops with links to there websites.

Im going to have to invent a new identity and change my name back to my birth name, we're probably going to be called Weishaar-Hendrickson's Fine Violins, or Kob-Hendrickson's Fiddles and Fine violins, depending on whether the Weisshaar family accepts me as part of the family or not, put in a good word from me if you have followed me closely, Im this close to clinching a sale of my buisness, to George Itinger, He gets 90% of our 4 person Limited Partnerships Net profit, and 10% goes to my Synagoque, Temple Emmanuel in San Bernardino, the largest city 60 miles east of Los Angeles.

As Of right now we ARE (Lyndon) Johann (Weisshaar) Kob Hendrickson, violin restoration expert and internet guest "moderator", Crystal Marie Kob Hendrickson Money Manager, Lucille Taylor, the real Lyndon Taylor's sister in charge of demonstration and sales. And apprentice Renit Tulsi, folk rock musician. Lyndon Taylor is concertmaster and solist for the New Zealand Symphonic Orchestra, Lucille Taylor my partner and best friend is Principal Violist and solist with the Inland Empire Symphony, conducter Carlo Ponti Jr..

I am presently restoring a 5million USD Mateo Goffriller signed 1684, Fussen Germany in good condition for Mrs Taylor, and am having Michael Fisher, Silverlake, Los Angeles, (my Boss), restore a great condition Franceso Ruggieri, Cremona Italy, (worth about 2million USD because it has been revarnished) to be presented as a gift to the real Lyndon Taylor for all the grief I have caused him. Michael Fisher was a violin making child prodigy, severely Educated in his native Germany then apprenticed for 5 years to Charles Beare in London, before going to work for Hans Weisshaar the premier shop in the United States with the possibele exception of Bein ANd Fushi in CHicago. makes sense doesn't it; sincerely Johann Kob Hendrickson I

PS I had to spend 4 days in rehab detoxing of MARY JANE, does that make sense, Im not crazy, I have hypothalmic disorder, a mild form of Manic Depression.

[jezzupe]

12/2/2006

10:08:24

RE: Warning - Lyndon Taylor is being impersonated!

IP: Logged

Message:

Im lyndon taylor and im impersonationg my self using my birth name Johann Daniel aufschnetiter III, my father Christian Martin Kob was the living breathing head of the Italian violin mafia living in the Usa coming first to New york in 1902, then immigrasting to Hoolywood in a thewmbout 1905, My father Kmarty was a classicaly trained celist born in staufen austria in 1878, he soon became one of the most popular stand up bass playeres doing both stand up and the liks of cole prter benny goodman he palyede for the band for three years every grate wax recording he strated it in the 20s or 30s remember this is when all the serious jazz where still light to very light skinned black, dark skins as they used to call fine african american citezens wher not even allowed to eat greul at the soup kitchens 2-3 days a week by 1925 98% of medium to darkskin africans had been exterminated mostly by Mexicans hungry for food imagine linving in a world like that the introductio of cigarettes from tennesee and virginai aroun 1931 suddenly everyone was lloking up to of a no racism for californai policy was being preche aby a light blcke 3/4 mesquet indian by the name of Arty tatum, he played tenor and bass asaxophone soon a newly immigrasted black citizen from new York joint he seen his name youve probably heard of him John Coltrane the greatest as jazz man like to say, finally for the first time in american music history a half chinese half hispanic indian named Johnny Tatum pionered the use of classical orchestra percussion with Jazz music this by my memeory he told me was 1935, the year of the cvictory of the mexican spanish over the Americans peace prevailed everyopne smoke cigarretes or pies especially the Ladies, a hoity toit, the least sexually attracrtive woman was a woman who wouldn't smoke even if you payed her they were the highest payed call girls but youve gort to understand indian tradition did not involve the use of any form of prostitution other than heavy petting marty went one time to a prosdtitiue soon he was married to sylvia crawford the silent filma and early talky acctress of left marty breifly to star in a French light blue porno Flick called mystery in paradise a real gmovie I hate it but its fuuny my mom plays the queen of france going a disco, where she is discovered bu 18 yr old fredrico Fellini Sr, the father of feellini II the dierecter cut to the chase I wont spoil the movie theres an alternateive ending where sylvia marries fellini and moves to London to assainate the queen of england and bequeath england to France don't worry I wont spoil them just to mention my father and mother renounced jazz music, Hoolywood became devoiut fundamental catholics and moved to a plase newly designed andbuitl they cal it Pasadena, ca and its the city where cal tech the famous institute that monitors earthquales is located 20 miles of hollywood thiswas 1942 soon five hard years later Marty was mr classical second viola in the Pasadena symphony about the qualityand category of the Redlands Symphony, Marty was a really rude and funny violia player who had wquite good intonation but cracked up everyone by making lood farts hi term for wrong notes domene on pupose to make fun of his favorites, or belittle the rich hoity toits now about 25%of the popoulation(non smaokers)Sylvia and marty where back together, she smoked now and she was writin under q pseudonom as Sylvia Plath, her suicide in 1952, was rumored after Marty decided to move to new India 75 miles due east of LA, a cheaply built all hispanic indian town that had stict laws against white people, amrty and betty as she came to be known faked some story about being part Italian, Marty had studyied violin amking three years withan obscure american maker not listed anywher by the name of Jonas Taubt, marty hated his boss a Mormon and trades his 1757 Jochoin Tielke for 2/3 of his bosses inverntory, rumors wher the tielke was worth !million in 1752, but I think thats an overestimate Mart and my mother where no millionaires, living very simply and humbly on todays equivalent of 1000 a month of course he commission and builit the house its #32 Ave B Yucaipa CA, marty was almost insane, he thought he could build and sell violas for 2-3k in 1955 dollars, boy was he wrong the viola matrket bottomed ou in 1959 when the dstandard symphony went fro 16 viollas to 8-6, marty was agambler and he had bet maost of his money on viollas being more poular than violin in 1962 Marty Built a FIne viola for Igor Stravinsky, who had immigrated from paris to Redlands along with ll compone and all the rest Redlands the headquaters of the Italian Mafia in the united staTes started oppressing sopanish citiezens saying the smoke dtoo mucha nd were lazy, youve got to remember the 60s when the average americamn smoked three packs a day Marty got religion proffessed in schurch that cigarttes were too epesive for people who wanted to give it all to the church and became on the the first Famous americas to quit smokin int took him 6 months to wqquit 1965 Marty ahd joined asmall hindu cult called Bahai, the techings of Satcha sai baba a hindu swami that proffesied in heaven ownly the heardest working wealthy people would be able to smoke talk about a revolution this new non smoking cult founded by the Seventha day Adventist cult and their false profet Ellen White. started health clinics bribing people to not smoke, My mother Betty sylvia, Plath craford'Kob smoked to her dying day at the age of 83 1996 one of the sddest day 's of my life, it wasn't smoking that killed her it was liver diesea caused by her struggle wi Alcoholism in the 30-and early40s Marty turns 112 this year I hope he is in good health, hes married to claudette copland the daughter of Aaron copland JUST THOUGHT I SHOULD LET YOU KNOW LYNDON TAYLOR ID A REAL PERSON BORN IN YUCASIPA C IN MARCH9 1962 God bless you all sincerely Lyndon 909-793-8506 violinljt@hotmail.com

[jezzupe]

http://www.theviolinman.co.uk/messages/1689.html

you tell me whats going on?

i really can't figure this guy out

he joined here round the time of the message posted above

are you trying to destroy someones reputation, the "real guy" ,based on a vendetta?

are you just having a good time "playing" around

or are you ill?

if someeone knows the reality of this situation, please pm me so i can be aware

thank you jessupe goldastini {my pen name}

[Jeffrey Holmes]

Let's not get too caught up in all this. Time will sort things out, I hope.

I'm locking this thread at this point.