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  1. Was anyone else invited to try this Beta? I can't imagine the program is as accurate as, say, the pre-eminent Mr. Saunders... Some time ago, Tarisio announced plans to farm their own sheep to make gut strings, and we know how that turned out. So I w ould be interested in hearing about others' experiences with this new tool. :-D (I don't have any unidentified violins at the moment.) OK, maybe I am a little jealous that Philip KT offered to go to Austria and meet with Jacob to study, before I thought to publicly disclose my secret plan...
  2. http://elitedaily.com/humor/girl-reacts-broken-violin-bow/1420288/ Another reason not to buy cheap imported violins and bows ( I am guessing). More harm than good? Here's the video in all it's glory: https://youtu.be/8lmfsTSYVJ8
  3. thread posted twice by mistake. Please see other thread w/ same title. No sure how it happened, no obvious fat finger.
  4. http://stmarysorganist.com/2015/11/02/my-daughters-getting-married-she-wants-the-staccato/ This blog is great, had to share!
  5. http://www.ebay.com/itm/Violin-viola-bows-Lot-of-14-/381298782718?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item58c72db1fe "A motley assortment of bows. For parts. Or staking tomatoes or vampires." What a neat use for all those broken bows lying around.
  6. http://www.ebay.com/itm/Violin-think-german-dated-1914-on-back-of-instument-/301591771904?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item4638453b00 "If the instrument doesn't make a decent price I will hang it on the wall in my studio with a 12 inch nail right through the middle."
  7. http://www.ebay.com/itm/Old-Violin-Wallace-Buckman-1914-For-Restoration-With-Case-/301552214872 "All it needs is a glue" "violin that is actually in great condition, believe it or not!"
  8. http://www.ebay.com/itm/JOSEPH-GUARNERIUS-COPY-MADE-IN-GERMANY-CONSERVATORY-VIOLIN-WITH-BOW-IN-NEW-CASE-/191507994774?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item2c96c41896 Best fitting violin bridge Ive seen in a while. Perfect height. Must be delightfully comfortable to play. "The bridge looks like it has been replaced"
  9. I can't place the f holes. Wonderful Sound, Strange Shape. At about 4:58 the video below it is side splitting funny. According to the blurb, there is a whole area of violin history of which I was unaware. Q for MNrs: I have not seen any of Nicholas Marty's (short for Martiin ?) instruments for sale or at auction. Is he related to Mr. Swan ? Are there any of Marty's instruments around? Still worth playing? Who was Antonio Stella bottom tile? I fear I still have much to learn... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adkWiJA9xR0 Here's the extended, second video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adkWiJA9xR0 There's a sound clip at the end of the violin playing. Apparently Ashens reviews toy products sent to him. And the luthier for this VSO used a Chinese copy of google translate? Which wasn't working very well? The kid on the cover does need to work on his bow grip, however - his/hers is neither Russian nor FB. Jacob: No chance this violin is from MKN, I believe. Wrong fluting, and no purfling. I think this violin would be perfect for bassclef.
  10. I don’t feel like workin,,,I’m sick,,Headache sniff, no fiddlework for me,,,,,,,,,,,so I quit school in 10th grade after I finished my guitar project, next year I quit after my shop project,, Next year the counsler said ,,,”if you want to come back,,,no shop for you,,,” I didn’t I’ve done wood for a longtime,,so now you know,,,, How about some superglue horror stories: Not discussions on the rightness or wrongness of the glue,,, But what has it done to you,,or a loved one,,or an annoying one,,,, Superglue can create sudden and unexpected situations,, Big music store,,, Closes at 6:00 SHARP! You must be out of the building by 6:05 THE ALARMS ARE SET! I’ve been doing fret jobs all day,,,, Very tired,,,working in “The Dungeon:” In the winter,,,,,go to work in the dark, go to “The Dungeon”,,,,,go home in the dark. I just want to go home. This kid comes in with some hot rod with superlites on it,,and his nut is slipping around and I should be nice and glue it for him . It is a couple of minutes from closing,, Have you ever been in a hurry and it just DID NOT work out? Soon yes very soon we are going to see the King,,, And very soon the entire palm of my left hand was G-L-uuuuued to the back of his guitar neck, In a Gmaj7#5b9 position. Absolutely a true story. Moral of the story,,,,,(I’m an idiot,,well ,,,sometimes mabe,) I have a holder for superglue bottle…. Bottle stays in holder… Do not cut top off of superglue bottle….. Use needles or pipettes to apply. Get only a small bottle, and if it’s good to the last drop,,,, Your probably using TOOOO much. (he thought that he would get used to my hand,,,he loved the chord)
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